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Staying real is as easy as watching wrestling

If I asked you to think of at least three fake people in your life right now, could you do it? Chances are, the answer is yes. Perhaps you’re even reading this...


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WWII, then The Beatles, now it's Snooki

In 1942, a draft was declared in the United States. Democracy and human rights were being threatened abroad and young men no older than us answered the call. They came to be...


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Whose headline is it anyway?

Staff Editorial — Spring Fling Edition. It's not Lady Gaga, but this could still be a good show. ...


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I'm in an "it's complicated" relationship with Facebook

For the past five years I’ve been stuck in an unhealthy relationship. It started in high school, like many failed relationships do, and lives on solely because of my reluctance to let...


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How to deal with the different drunks

Every year on Parade Day, through all of the Saint Patrick’s Day-themed debauchery, we students are in our simplest and most vulnerable states — completely drunk. Maybe it’s the Bailey’s breakfast or...


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Debating? Keep it reasonable

The most outrageous cat fight ever to have aired on reality TV can’t compare to the showdown that occurred in Lecture Hall 14 on Tuesday night. Stephen Moore, an editor at The...


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Dealing with customer service, the way my parents taught me

As a young blonde woman, I am almost always the victim of poor in-person customer service, whether it’s from bitchy old women or condescending old men. I spent years getting an attitude...


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Table or scrap

Staff Editorial — Table or scrap, the SA reorganization and incorporation can wait a year ...


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It's primary season, for better or worse

The 2012 election season has officially begun. For those of you wondering, yes it’s still March 2011. You’re not misreading the calendar, I promise. The search for the next Republican presidential candidate...


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The life and times of Charlie Sheen

Congratulations everyone, we’re winning! We’ve had a front row seat to the outrageous meltdown of the life and times of Charlie Sheen, and we should be incredibly grateful. Charlie Sheen is a...