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Whatever, I’ll pray where I want

By Ashley Branch -

LONDON — I’ve been a member of the Roman Catholic Church since birth. Am I a Catholic now? Depends on who you ask. Since I graduated high school, I’ve questioned the strength...

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Dress up as Muhammad, First Amendment’s got your back

By Justin Kalin -

Zombie Muhammad walks into a bar. A customer overhears Muhammad’s conversation with the Zombie Pope and proceeds to grab Muhammad’s beard. Muhammad files suit, and several months later, the presiding judge dismisses...

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Controlling contraception talk

By Jason Stack -

Sometimes, it sucks to be a man who just wants people to cooperate and work together on important issues instead of falling back on unimportant issues and sexism. I’m talking particularly about...

Staff Editorials

Worth the weight?

By The Editorial Board -

In an ironic twist of fate, “America’s Next Top Model” recruits in Binghamton on the same day our city discovers its place among America’s fattest cities. ...

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Interfaith enlightenment

By Michael Snow -

While the entire world watches for war between Israel and Iran, I sat down last Friday night for an interfaith dialogue Shabbat dinner organized by Hillel and the Muslim Student Association. I...

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Talking ‘bout our generation

By Taylor Arluck -

In the aftermath of the apocalyptic violence that engulfed the people of the world during the Great War from 1914 to 1918, the children of Europe returned home from the trenches, beaten...

Staff Editorials

Flingin’ around

By The Editorial Board -

Staff Editorial – The Spring Fling concert has always been free and should remain free. ...

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Lin: a great ball player who happens to be of Asian descent

By Jordan Rabinowitz -

Jeremy Lin is here and giving us all a lesson in sensitivity training. Floyd Mayweather and Anthony Federico be damned, there’s actually a tactful way to react to an Asian-American’s rise to...

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I need my iFix

By Alyssa Mercante -

Steve Jobs, even in the afterlife, you can still get me to buy just about anything. I think there are many people out there who would buy iCat-Poop-in-a-Bag if it had a...

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How to balance out your friskiness ratio

By Jake Lewis -

One of the many sexual facts I’ve learned from experiencing, analyzing and talking about relationships on a close-to-daily basis is that no relationship has a perfectly even split of horniness. This may...