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Graduation notices scare BU parents

Imagine being a senior four months short of graduation and receiving a notice saying you’re in jeopardy of not being able to graduate. Now imagine that you receive this information via an...


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Rejected BU Merchandise - Chewable Diet Pills

“I won’t get AIDS! I’m not a homosexual!” — Earvin “Magic” Johnson, prior to 1991 “I won’t get fat! My metabolism will never change!” — every student prior to going to college...


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Children’s lit releases BU’s inner child

Although many students read classic children’s stories like “Pinocchio,” “Peter Pan” and “Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland” when they were growing up, few people get the chance to revisit these childhood favorites in...


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Beer Review - World Wide Stout

If you get an 18 percent on your PSYC 111 midterm, you should consider dropping out of Binghamton before the “workload” becomes too much to handle. However, if you get an 18...


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Briefs

Palm Zire 21 found A Palm Zire 21 was found on Feb. 21 near Dickinson Dining Hall. Please e-mail Sally Van Woert if you have any information: sp0008@binghamton.edu. Malcolm X In celebration...


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Athlete support is embarrassing

Great job, athletes. Please, give yourselves a hand. You’ve managed to hit an all-time low. Franklin & Marshall’s Justin Herbert received a louder ovation than every Binghamton wrestler combined Saturday at the...


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Canterbury Tales to hit BU mainstage Friday

Despite being listed as required reading for British Literature I and translated into numerous languages in many different ways, Geoffrey Chaucer’s medieval novel “The Canterbury Tales” has yet to be read by...


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Famed thinker to speak at BU

World-renowned linguist, political philosopher and best-selling writer Noam Chomsky will be speaking at Binghamton University next week, addressing issues of political peace and social justice. The talk, entitled “Imminent Crises: Paths Toward...


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One last test before the playoffs

Sunday’s regular-season finale is anything but meaningless. Despite clinching the No. 2 seed for the America East tournament earlier in the week, the Binghamton men’s basketball team will look to build some...


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Editorial: Help for those who need it

The victims left homeless by the fire at the Riviera Ridge Apartments can use all the help they can get their hands on. That’s why the Student Assembly was on the right...