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Men’s tennis wins fifth straight match

The Binghamton men’s tennis team not only eluded bad weather, but also avoided playing down to its opponent’s level. BU won both of its matches at home this weekend, defeating Quinnipiac 6-1...


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Intelligent de-swine

I was shocked. Flabbergasted, even. “Can you believe this here in-fo-mation? Why wasn’t I teached this right here stuff in science class,” I said. “I would hope in America (fuck yeah) the...


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Pitching slump costs Bearcats two of three

Zach Groh did his part, but sometimes all it takes is a couple of bad innings to ruin a weekend. Such was the case for the Binghamton baseball team this weekend, which...


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Athletic fields to receive makeover

This November, construction is planned to begin on two new soccer fields, and restoration work will begin on several others. The endeavor is to be funded by a $5 million grant secured...


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New recruit continues to lead the way

One would think Sunday’s beautiful weather provided a great stage for a tennis match, but with a 7-0 bludgeoning of Hartford, the Binghamton women’s tennis team thought otherwise. The Bearcats (5-5, 1-0...


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Men’s lacrosse completes record day

Maybe Hartford should have tried using an extra man on the field. The Hawks fluctuated between man-to-man coverage and zone defense in Saturday’s America East contest, but nothing seemed to work, as...


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Penis envy

The Riddler, Two Face, Doc Oc, Lex Luthor: these are just a few of the many notorious villains that could surface at any moment in time and hold the world in peril...


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2006 MLB season preview

Teams are listed in projected order of finish. Last season’s records are in parenthesis. AL East New York Yankees (95-67): No major changes aside from Johnny Damon. Should run away with division...


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BU student indicted in attempted rape

A Binghamton freshman who was accused of attempted rape by a dorm neighbor last October was indicted early last month on felony attempted rape charges in Broome County Court. The grand jury’s...


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B-Sens win in dramatic fashion

The Binghamton Senators showed this weekend that every second really does count. With just one second left in regulation Sunday against the Bridgeport Sound Tigers, defenseman Jan Platil scored the tying goal...