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‘Tis the season to stop being a louse

The holiday season is quickly approaching, which we all (I assume) anticipate eagerly. Many of us will be headed home to spend our vacations stuffing our faces, lazing around the house and...


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The good samaritan: doesn’t apply to squirrels?

A few weeks ago, a beady-eyed, bushy-tailed creature helped open my eyes to the level of apathy surrounding me in this community. My friend and I were walking out of the CIW...


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Back in the day: Dec. 12, 1989

Pipe Dream is celebrating its 60th year as Binghamton University’s independent student newspaper. It started as the Colonial News in fall 1946 and has been going strong twice a week ever since....


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Evan’s Picks

Lock: Jets (–4) over Buffalo Praise the NFL gods for Chad Pennington’s health, Kerry Rhodes’ and Jericho Cotchery’s emergence and the Jets’ blessedly easy schedule. And I want to be on the...


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Big weekend for Bearcat Pattersons

It was a family affair for the men’s wrestling team this past weekend. Freshman Josh Patterson continued his impressive season on Sunday with a strong performance at the non-scoring Nittany Lion Open....


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City suffers damage from flash flooding

Students living on Binghamton’s West Side may have been surprised by the extent of the flash floods caused by the Nov. 16 rains — and city officials have recently confirmed that the...


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Harpur Harpeggios lose funds to SA due to paperwork mishap

For many student groups at Binghamton University, the red tape of Student Association finances is more of an inconvenience than anything else. But as the Harpur Harpeggios, Binghamton’s all-female a capella group,...


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Who wants to be the new Lois?

Although official sources may indicate otherwise, I have an inside source (a credible one, although naming names would spell my demise) who has informed me that rather than deal with the incoming...


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Pipe Dream rides with the police

SATURDAY, NOV. 15, 9:15 p.m. — The cop pulled up, and before I knew it, I was inside the police cruiser. But I wasn’t in the back seat, waiting to be dragged...


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An evening with her computer

A lovely chat with SmarterChild … that whore. For those who don’t know, SmarterChild is a computer program of some sort, and when you IM it, it answers your questions and has...