Top Five

1) Spears asks for a hit for her baby — just one time:

Britney Spears is trying to increase sales of her husband Kevin Federline’s album by creating a contest in which the fan who helps sell the most albums will get to party with the couple on Halloween. And don’t fret if you’re not the grand prize winner, because the second place prize is just as good as the first. You could win a pair of his stinky shoes that he wore during his Teen Choice Awards performance. I’m not kidding.

2) Party-girl Tara Reid has admitted she suffered from botched breast augmentation. Is it me, or is she just trying to draw more attention to her boobs?

3) It looks like the classy Scarlett Johansson does have something in common with the likes of Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. It’s being reported that the “Sexiest Woman Alive” is delving into the music industry with her first record. Let’s just hope her music doesn’t get lost in translation.

4) “Project Runway” finalist Michael Knight is dating musician Brandy. I guess she really does know how to judge talent, or maybe she needs a new fall wardrobe.

5) A Simpler Life:

Finally the feud is over! Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie have finally reconciled. It was reported that the two were seen together at a restaurant last week and have patched up their differences. Sources say they were sharing a carrot stick and a bottle of Evian.

Who’s In:

Former “Full House” star, Bob Saget

Bob Saget is back on television! The type-cast actor is host of the new successful game show “1 vs. 100” (NBC, 9 p.m.), which is a tribute to how many people Saget had to fight to get another job on TV.

Who’s Out:

Former “Saved By the Bell” star, Dustin “Screech” Diamond

First, Diamond pleaded with America to help pay for the loan on his house by asking them to buy T-shirts that read “I paid $15.00 to save Screech’s house.” Now, he’s created a sex tape in an effort to try to match his paycheck from his “Saved by the Bell: the 50th High School Reunion” years. Get a real job and stop begging for publicity! That’s a type of freaky porn no one wants to see.

Quote of the Week:

“If you’d asked me when I was a little girl if anything like this would happen, I’d have said, ‘No.’ ”

– Country singer Sara Evans

Oct. 11 was not a good day for Sara Evans. In one day, the singer filed for divorce from her husband of 13 years, who she claimed committed adultery, was verbally abusive, drank excessively and watched pornography in their home, and quit “Dancing with the Stars.” It must be pretty hard to lose two partners in one day.

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