Sex in random places: excitement!

Whether you’re in a serious relationship or a casual fling, one thing is for certain: if there’s any sort of sex going on, it should be exciting sex! Of course, it should also be meaningful, romantic, “making-love” sex, but beyond all else, there should be enough exhilaration and adventure in your sex life to keep you and your partner content.

The words “exhilaration” and “adventure” simply don’t come to mind, though, when one looks at the traditional venue for most sex: the bedroom. Of course, the comfort of the bed often allows for one or both partners to fall asleep after having reached their respective climaxes (I won’t lie … it’s almost always the male who falls asleep first), but the bedroom just doesn’t always do the trick, especially for the thrill-seekers out there.

Other, non-traditional places for sexing must be found — and I’m not talking the butt here, people. I’m talking about unique, freaky, occasionally public places. Sure, the bed can serve as your team’s home base, but you and your partner can perform top-secret “espionage sex” in places like the Old Union, New Union, Dickinson Dining Hall (between the two registers if you’re daring enough), Fine Arts … you get the idea.

You and your lover(s) should have no reason to stop at just one location on your tour-de-sex. See how many places you can add to the list! Hell, you and a friend can wager on who does it on Lois B. DeFleur’s desk with a respective partner first; the choice is yours. If nothing else, your nomadic sex habits will allow you and your partner to make fond memories of past sex-battles won and lost, legends of old, and “newly conquered” territories (i.e. any place you defiled enough to require a clean-up crew).

In the end, gentlemen, always be sure to take the time to wrap up your weiners, and as a general note, remember: nothing says “I love you” like a “wham, bam, thank you ma’am” in the library.