Not a Colts fan? Think rooting for Rex Grossman would be down right gross, man? Tired of hearing about Peyton Manning? Not sure where Indianapolis even is? We feel your pain.

If you have no rooting interest in this Super Bowl, why not place some proposition bets? I’m not talking about Indy covering the seven-point spread or the combined scores adding up to be over or under 48.5 points. On Bodog.com you can wager on how long it will take Billy Joel to sing the national anthem or whether Zydrunas Ilgauskas will have more points against Detroit on Sunday than Peyton has pass attempts. You can even bet on whether John Mayer will win more Grammys than Rex Grossman’s TD total for the game.

Being a former Vegas odds-maker myself, here are a few prop bets to make the game a little more interesting for you and your friends.

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Times the camera shows Eli Manning: 5

Times Eli will look truly happy: No line

Mentions about black coaches: 110

Players who will get arrested in Miami: 2

Players not named Tank Johnson arrested in Miami: 1

Mentions of Peyton’s inability to win ‘The Big One’: 10

Fouls for Gio Olomo vs. Albany tomorrow vs. Number of TDs thrown by Peyton Manning: Push

Times Brian Griese and Kyle Orton will think they can perform better in this game than Grossman: 999,999

People who will look at Kyle Orton’s beard and say, ‘Damn, that’s cool!’: 14

Times announcers will call Grossman’s season inconsistent vs. Number of seconds it takes for a Sbarro’s breadstick to harden: Push

Audibles called by Manning in the first quarter: 12

Commercials featuring Peyton Manning: Off

Commercials featuring a chimp: 4

Seconds before Justin Timberlake exposes Prince’s right nipple: 7

Take some of these bets, but for any money you win, I’m going to have to request a 10 percent fee.