Despite the fact that they have played 15 matches already, the volleyball team has yet to play a single game at home. No official reason has been given for the scheduling, but apparently it is because campus-wide construction has made it impossible to figure out how exactly to get to the West Gym.

After seeing how rookie kicker Stephen Gostkowski struggled this week, the New England Patriots should look into signing BU junior forward Kim Povill to take over their kicking duties. Even Jonathan Vilma couldn’t have blocked the 40-yard bullet of a goal Povill scored against FDU on Friday.

Tom Coughlin has a new strategy that he hopes will help kick start Eli Manning’s season: At all Giants home games, the scoreboard will always show the Giants down by a touchdown late in the fourth quarter regardless of actual game situation. Apparently this is the only way to get Eli to play consistently.

I hope Al Walker doesn’t use Steve Proctor as much as Joe Torre uses Scott Proctor. Scott’s arm might fall off any day now, and the last thing the Events Center staff needs is to delay a late-season game to reattach our shooting guard’s legs.

Here’s some good news for Bearcats sports fans: After being clobbered by Michigan on Saturday, Notre Dame has decided its typical schedule of USC, Michigan and Penn State is just too difficult, and has agreed to take on Binghamton in football next year. All they ask is that we bulldoze the Nature Preserve and put in a 50,000-seat stadium.