Lock: HUMIDOR (-20) over Altitude

Despite the hopes of some in Colorado, the Rockies will not take the place of the Broncos Sunday night. ‘We could have used their good luck,’ RB Travis Henry said. ‘At the very least I could have used someone to babysit one of my nine kids ‘ Pittsburgh (-4) over DENVER.

Game 1: Praise (+8) over CRITICISM

Nobody is giving Lovie Smith any credit for the work he has done with the Bears this year. For example, did you know that Rex Grossman has not thrown an interception in nearly a month? And they say he couldn’t be fixed ‘ Chicago (+6) over PHILADELPHIA.

Game 2: Reunion (-23) over REVENGE

One Raven will be the center of attention this weekend as he returns to the city that originally drafted him. That’s right, folks, former DT Justin Bannan is making his debut at Ralph Wilson Stadium since he left the Bills as a free agent in 2005. You can already cut the tension with a knife [or the very least a spork] ‘ Baltimore (-3) over BUFFALO.

Game 3: DEADLINE (-4 1⁄2) over Creativity

In honor of it being Family Weekend, I’ve let my sister Carly pick the last game: ‘No deal, Jordan ‘ you still owe me $10.’ Well, it was worth a shot ‘ GIANTS (-9) over San Francisco.

-Jordan Schiff is a sophomore sports writer and the first two-time winner of Pipe Dream Picks.