Man, you should have seen this girl I brought home last weekend, she was a wreck.

You know, ever since I noticed her after her two friends rejected me, I knew I had set my original standards too high. As I watched her dive face first into that scorpion bowl, I could tell that wasn’t the only time I’d be seeing the back of her head. As she came up and our eyes met, I was impressed by the way she subdued that little bit of vomit in her mouth and managed to give me a peak at those pearly whites. She somehow knew I couldn’t resist the new white line from Victoria Secret, and the fact that the bra was two sizes too small just added to the allure. Did she dish out the extra for the entire set, I wondered (only to find out she didn’t a few minutes later). In fact, she wasn’t even wearing any panties! But first I’d have to wipe off the dribble coming out the side of her mouth.

I knew I’d have her home by the end of the night. It was only a matter of time till that guy that was chatting her up had to go to the bathroom and I could scoop her up. I don’t even think she noticed the switch. He wasn’t right for her though, he was a scum bag. You have to be careful these days, there are a lot of creepy guys out there.

An unanticipated vibration interrupted my nibbling on her earlobe, so I reached in her pockets to find it. I took out her phone and ID. I noticed she did a really good job chalking her birthday from 1990 to 1980. Beautiful and talented. The phone kept ringing so I tossed it between the seat cushions. I wasn’t going to let her friends try to cock block me again. She was so drunk she didn’t even notice.

She was perfect in every way. Perfect in the way that she was hot enough to have guys proposition her but ugly enough to have low self esteem and take guys up on those propositions. A balance made in heaven. No guy could ask for anything more ‘ besides, I don’t even think she could fit anything more in those jeans. A great sigh of relief came as I unbuttoned her pants.

Her skin was radiant and she smelled amazing. I think it was the orange scented self tanner on sale at Walmart. The orange glow really hid the razor burn from her freshly shaven legs. She must have expected this, coming to Bing all prepared like that. Girls don’t just come out looking like that for fun.

That humming she was hissing into my ear was driving my crazy. That low tone was so hypnotic, it almost sounded like she was snoring. She definitely liked me being the dominant one. I even had to hold her head up at times, although she gave me the go-ahead with the occasional giggle or moan. She was definitely enjoying herself.

Things began to get really heated and I had no choice but to take it to the bedroom. I set up a bucket in case she needed to throw up again, but she actually didn’t even move much for the rest of the night, or talk for that matter. Must have been the quiet type. Good thing too because my roommate was sleeping.

The next morning she was gone which is great because I hate awkward good byes. Probably had to get on the bus back home. I hope she decides to come here after she graduates.