Lock: Arizona (-3) over Oakland

How can Oakland possibly be only a three-point underdog to any NFL team? There are those evil sports books again, skewing their lines for profit. Coming off their Monday night disaster, the Cardinals should roll in Cali.

Upset: Green Bay (+5) over Miami

I haven’t gone out on a limb in a good amount of time, and this might not be too far fetched: the Packers were as close as can be to taking care of the Rams last week, and if they keep that level of play, they can beat the Dolphins.

Game 1: Indianapolis (-9) over Washington

The Redskins, despite not being as bad as their 2-4 record, won’t be able to down the class of the National Football League, Peyton Manning’s undefeated Colts, even with home-field advantage.

Game 2: New England (-6) over Buffalo

For a long time in week one, it appeared that the Bills had Tom Brady’s number. Here’s to believing that after stuttering only slightly out of the gate, the AFC East-leading Patriots won’t make the same mistakes twice against Buffalo.