Creed of a BU Zoo-er

– I WILL wear at least a green shirt. Green body paint or green bikinis (actually, bikinis of any color) are also acceptable. I don’t expect to be accepted by others wearing a red polo shirt.

– I WILL scream “SUCKS” when every other opposing player is announced.

– I WILL chant ‘M-V-P’ when Sebastian Hermenier is introduced.

– I WILL scream “You suck!” at the end of the ‘Hey Song’.

– I WILL chant “Du-ane Ja-ames” as loud as I possibly can when he enters the game for the first time. Same goes for the now-recovered Jordan Fithian and, if applicable, Schafer Jackson, Jaan Montgomery and Drew Davison.

– I WILL do spirit fingers and keep my mouth shut every single time our players shoot a free throw, no matter how inebriated I may be.

– I WILL applaud our cheerleaders no matter what. They are our cheerleaders.

– I WILL encourage the Pizza Box Guy when the opposing team is shooting at the enemy bucket. Pizza Box Guy rules.

– I WILL, no matter what the outcome of our game is, cheer like crazy for an amazing year of basketball that our entire team, and coach Al Walker, has given us.

Creed of the ULTIMATE BU Zoo-er: Someone who will do ANYTHING and EVERYTHING for Binghamton basketball.

– I WILL be as excited for Saturday’s 12 p.m. game as I possibly can be, no matter what that entails “pregame.”

– I WILL, in the case of a Binghamton win on Saturday, attend the Albany game on Saturday at 6 p.m., despite the $8 price, and scream my bloody head off at Kirsten Zoellner, because as we’ve told him in the past, he sucks.

– I WILL, in the case of a Binghamton win on Saturday, not relent in rooting for either UMBC or Stony Brook in that game.

– I WILL Facebook/Myspace/Google as many opposing players as I can to determine the names of their hot sisters, so we can chant about them while they’re on the free-throw line.