Who doesn’t love a sexy Halloween costume? I myself was a sexy ostrich several times in years past. But in our fast-paced sexy Halloween world, animals are so 2010. So here are some new ideas to make this Halloween extra sexy.

Sexy Washing Machine: Take a giant cardboard box and put it over yourself. Now paint it white and draw and cut out a window in the front. Extra tip: take your clothes off and shake them around inside the box to simulate a wash cycle.

Sexy Toothbrush: Have one low-cut t-shirt (the deeper the plunge, the better) and write Oral-B or Colgate on it. Hell, you can even just write “TOOTHBRUSH” on it. Glue the end of your fiberglass lamp to your face for the bristles.

Sexy Ugly Betty: Thick glasses, short parka, forget the braces.

Sexy Hamburger: Just make sure that you have something bread colored on the top and the bottom. In between could be any combination of sultry reds, yellows and greens.

Sexy Ghost: Put a sheet on, but cut out as much as humanly possible. Don’t forget the heels!

Sexy PSY: Wear some dark sunglasses along with a corset-like, half-cut blue jacket. Add some black booty shorts and you’re ready to Gangnam Style. I can only imagine how many PSYs we’re going to see this weekend.

Sexy Sodexo Worker: Cut a standard Sodexo-issued blue vest into something sexy. You also need some sweatpants booty shorts.

Sexy Bearcat: Who even knows what a bearcat looks like? Wear something, wear nothing. Just tell people you’re a sexy bearcat and no one will question you.

Sexy Betty White: Something busty that incorporates equal parts cleavage and old lady clothes. A white wig and a granny necklace will complete your look.