Manbearpig exists, we’re super cereal

Jim Martell, 65, of Idaho, was hunting in Canada, when he became the first person in recorded history ever to encounter an animal known as the “polargrizz” in the wild. The polargrizz is a bear that is part grizzly and part polar, and has been bred in captivity but never seen in the wild — until now. According to the Agence France-Presse, it has “thick, creamy white fur, typical of polar bears, but its long claws, humped back and shallow face, as well as brown patches around its eyes, nose, back and feet are Grizzly traits.” Martell shot and killed the beast.

It goes where?

According to CNN, “A brothel has become the first in Berlin to offer special deals for virgins, with prostitutes trained in the delicate art of catering for customers who have never had sex.” The brothel’s proprietor says that because prostitution is legal in Germany, a lot of their customers are men who are looking to engage in intercourse for the first time. The proprietor explained that “prostitutes are given ‘sensitivity training’ for first-time clients,” and “they need to be aware of how much courage it takes to go to a brothel the first time.”

Where’s Vanessa Kensington?

The British Dental Health Foundation has discovered that most Britons have unconventional or unsanitary oral health routines. According to the National Dental Survey, which was published Friday, over 60% of those questioned “used makeshift items, including knives, keys, needles and forks” to pick food from their teeth. However, perhaps more disturbingly, “23 percent of people chose to leave food stuck between their teeth.”

Playing murderball with the law

Laura Lee Medley, 35, of Los Angeles, Calif., has sued several cities and counties, claiming to have sustained injuries while trying to navigate her wheelchair while at public places. However, according to the Reuters news service, police began to suspect foul play, and issued a warrant for Medley’s arrest. Police tracked Medley to Las Vegas, and when they attempted to apprehend her, she jumped out of her wheelchair and ran away, confirming police suspicions. Medley is facing charges of filing false documents, attempted grand theft and insurance fraud.

Razumovsky’s Return

“LifeGem Memorials, a company that first gained attention in 2002 by making diamonds out of the carbon from cremated human remains, now says it can make diamonds out of human hair,” Reuters reported Sunday. In order to publicize their unique capabilities, LifeGem has cut a deal with John Reznikoff, who holds the world record for largest collection of celebrity hair. Reznikoff is providing LifeGem, a Chicago-based company, with six to 10 strands of Beethoven’s hair, and LifeGem will in turn produce three diamonds of between 0.5 and 1 carat in weight, and bring them on an international tour of museums and opera houses.