With Valentine’s Day rapidly approaching, the annual advertising tradition in which corporations try to woo young lovebirds into buying their products for significant others is in full swing. However, with all this attention being paid to chocolate, flowers, jewelry and plush toys, it’s easy to forget about the most important aspect of St. Valentine’s Day ‘ intercourse. Whether deciding well in advance or on the spur of the moment, it’s important to consider each and every romantic grooving option before you and your partner make each other’s Rice Krispies snap, crackle and pop.
Go Classic!
The ‘Horizontal Shuffle’ didn’t become the most common denominator for no reason at all! If you want proven quality, guaranteed, stick with the brand that’s withstood the test of time!
This Valentine’s Day Snoop reminds you to remember ‘
‘Doggy, it’s in style all the time.’
Put on your spurs and twirl your lasso!
For a Wild, Wild West Valentine’s evening, we ‘spect you’ll be riding Cowgirl.
Our competitors give you lots of ‘wild’ promises, but once you try Reverse Cowgirl you’ll do a complete 180!
Everyone else can have their polished brass trumpets, saxophones and tubas ‘ you have dignity, the only trumpet you’ll play is rusty.
Wanna make sure she’s not cross?
Choose Lotus, and she’ll notice you care.
Got a mustache, a leather jacket and a partner who just won’t play by the rules? Sounds like your in the mood for the Burt Reynolds (a.k.a. the Cop and a 1/2 Limbo).