I was gonna clean my room, before I got high

WEDNESDAY, Nov. 26, 5:10 p.m. — Police responded to a marijuana complaint from the resident director of College-in-the-Woods’ Onondaga Hall, according to Investigator Dennis P. Bush of Binghamton’s New York State University Police. Two resident assistants had been doing room inspections for the Thanksgiving vacation when they discovered cans of beer around the room and clear baggies used to hold marijuana on a desk. The police also discovered a scale, a grinder and a small amount of marijuana on the desk. The police seized the paraphernalia. The case is pending investigation upon the residents’ return to the suite.

“It’s my allergies, I swear!”

MONDAY, Dec. 1, 11:06 p.m. — Two RAs called the police after smelling marijuana coming from an open suite in Mountainview College’s Marcy Hall, Bush said. Upon arrival, officers were allowed entry into the suite and questioned the three residents present. They all denied smoking, but when the officers asked them to open the bathroom door, they found it filled with smoke. One of the students admitted to having been smoking a cigarette in the bathroom, but upon searching the room, the officers found a small roach with a “green, leafy substance” in the garbage, Bush said. Each student denied smoking marijuana, but one looked to the officers as though he was impaired. The officers asked if he would take a test for marijuana, but the student refused. All three residents will be referred to Judicial Affairs.

Starting things off on the wrong foot

TUESDAY, Dec. 2, 10:30 p.m. — Officers on patrol responded to a call from the Fine Arts Building when a wall was damaged, Bush said. Two students had been doing back flips in a practice room, when one misjudged the distance and kicked the wall with his right foot. The student called the police to file the damage report, which was valued at $70.

Tuesday’s the new Friday!

WEDNESDAY, Dec. 3, 1:36 a.m. — A male student called Harpur’s Ferry to report an intoxicated female outside of CIW’s Oneida Hall, Bush said. The female was outside by the dumpster, semi-conscious. The female said she had been drinking Downtown with friends, though she would not specify which bar. She was escorted to Lourdes Hospital and will be referred to Judicial Affairs.