In college, there is always an opportunity to flirt with the opposite sex. Release compiled some of the funniest pickup lines from students, so try some of these out if you’re stuck on what to say.
1. Chilling in the Glenn G. Bartle Library when a cute girl walks by?
“Excuse me, are you a library book? Because I’m checkin’ you out.”
2. Feeling a chick who’s a crazed “Harry Potter” fan?
“I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I‘m about to get lucky.”
3. Want to win the heart of a cheerleader?
“Is your name Mickey? Because you’re so fine you blow my mind.”
4. Snowing in Binghamton?
“Girl, I’ll love you like a blizzard: I’ll give you eight to 10 inches and you won’t be able to leave your house for two days.”
5. Picking up one of the many Jews at Binghamton University?
“Are you Jewish? Because you Israeli hot.”
6. Want to include fast food in your day-to-day flirting techniques?
“You be the Dairy Queen and I’ll be your Burger King. You treat me right and I’ll do it your way.”
7. Downtown trying to pick someone up? Try using a poetic phrase.
“Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?”
8. Courting a brainy chick?
“If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.”
9. Hanging out in the laundry room?
“Let’s make like fabric softener and snuggle.”
10. Passing notes in class?
“Life without you would be like a broken pencil. Pointless.”
11. Are you a freshman or transfer student? Try pretending you are lost.
“Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes.”
12. In the dining hall?
“Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?”