What’s the No. 1 reason students should skip Spring Fling for Saturday’s lacrosse game?

‘We really have been playing good lacrosse. If people want to see a great lacrosse game between good teams, this game is for them.’ ‘ Ed Stephenson, head coach.

‘Albany’s the No. 6 team in the country, our big school rival. It’s a chance to get away from the festivities for a few hours to show some school spirit and help us knock them down.’ ‘ Chris Mulheron, sophomore attack.

‘Tom Wilmot can hit as hard, or harder, than any Division I football player. Albany is high up in the ranks and it would be great to have some support in trying to knock them off, and lacrosse is a hell of a lot better than riding a damn carnival ride. Wahoo school spirit!’ ‘ Jake Boyce, sophomore attack.

‘We taste better than fried dough; even our warm-up tape has better tracks than Reel Big Fish; if I get the chance to hit someone, they won’t get up. If someone gets hit at Spring Fling, someone will get arrested. I know you asked for one, but I’m kinda bored.’ ‘ Tom Wilmot, senior defender.