JETS (-3) over Miami ‘ Jets fans cheered when Chad Pennington was removed for Kellen Clemens in Week 1. But with Chad back under center this week, expect the most fickle fan base in the NFL to get behind Pennington after the Jets jump to a quick lead.

DENVER (-3 1/2) over Jacksonville ‘ Last week’s crucial timeout just proved that America’s next president currently resides in the Mile High City. If Mike Shanahan were running America in 1941, he would have called a timeout right before Pearl Harbor was attacked, sent the Japanese back home and won World War II before it even started.

SEATTLE (- 3 1/2) over Cincinnati ‘ Cleveland QB Derek Anderson threw for five touchdowns against Cincinnati last week. Matt Hasselbeck is by all accounts twice as good as Anderson, so I’m setting the over/under on Seahawk touchdown passes at 10.

Indianapolis (-6 1/2) over HOUSTON ‘ The equation is simple for the Texans: No Andre Johnson + a visit from the defending Super Bowl champs = first loss of the season for Houston.